Shit's about to get not real (Blogathon 38/49)

Yay!  The end of the world is coming next month!  Yup, July 24th it’s all over!

This Date was the Mystery in this Parable for ages past, and has been now unlocked. ‘The Mystery Unlocked’ brings the good news announcing the Day, 24th July 2012 of His Return (as revealed and documented in this book, to this servant of God),of the of the WEDDING INVITATION Date, when the faithful Bride of Christ only, will be ‘Raptured / Gathered up’ at Christ Coming, into the Banquet which God holds for His Son – Jesus.

Religious loons: giving atheists reasons to throw parties ever since, well, Jesus.

Y’know, god could’ve avoided all this confusion by simply saying in the bible, “Look, the second coming is going to be July 24th, 2012.  There are 365 days in the year and you need to add an extra one every 4 years because I fucked up and the earth’s orbit isn’t anywhere close to an even number.”  The fact that he didn’t do that, and hasn’t bothered to give any more clarification, suggests that he finds this as amusing as the atheists.

God: using humanity as a punching bag ever since, well, Jesus.

Ed Brayton has elected to use this to provide me the opportunity to make him swallow his words toward the end of the summer.

I should note that July 24th is the week before I destroy JT Eberhard in a charity poker tournament in Denver, so he should be on his knees praying that this happens as a reprieve.

Keep digging that hole, Brayton.  ;)

 

This is post 38 of 49 for Blogathon.

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About JT Eberhard

When not defending the planet from inevitable apocalypse at the rotting hands of the undead, JT is a writer and public speaker about atheism, gay rights, and more. He spent two and a half years with the Secular Student Alliance as their first high school organizer. During that time he built the SSA’s high school program and oversaw the development of groups nationwide. JT is also the co-founder of the popular Skepticon conference and served as the events lead organizer during its first three years.

  • 1000 Needles

    when the faithful Bride of Christ only, will be ‘Raptured / Gathered up

    So Christ has more than one bride? I though marriage was only between one man and one woman.

    Or maybe only one person is getting raptured on the 24th. We’ll have to keep an eye out.

  • http://umlud.blogspot.com Umlud

    Awww, shoot. That means that the $35 that I spent for the Michigan Brewer Guild’s Summer Beer Festival will be wasted?!? I’ll have to call them and get them to move the fest up by a week. :D

  • John Horstman

    What is It about Random Capitalization that makes People think it Somehow sells their point Better as opposed to Just looking sloppy?

  • sqlrob

    Woohoo! It’s after the Dark Knight marathon, so I don’t have to worry about missing it.


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