Talk atheisty to me…

A friend of mine has been visiting her deeply conservative family in Florida for the last week.  She texted me the other night to make sure I was still picking her up from the airport.

My responses come from the fact that I spent all of yesterday answering texts with my magic 8-ball.

Friend:  You’re still picking me up tomorrow night right?

Me:  Signs Point to Yes

Friend:  Ok cool.  When I get in the car, I need you to tell me how you voted for Obama and how god doesn’t exist.  And don’t stop til I cum.

Me:  It is Decidedly So

I love my friends.

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