A friend of mine has been visiting her deeply conservative family in Florida for the last week. She texted me the other night to make sure I was still picking her up from the airport.
My responses come from the fact that I spent all of yesterday answering texts with my magic 8-ball.
Friend: You’re still picking me up tomorrow night right?
Me: Signs Point to Yes
Friend: Ok cool. When I get in the car, I need you to tell me how you voted for Obama and how god doesn’t exist. And don’t stop til I cum.
Me: It is Decidedly So
I love my friends.