Here are some good lines about the Higgs boson. The first is from some dude named Tyler.
So, a Higgs boson walks into a Catholic Church, and the priest says, “Thank God you showed up, we can’t have mass without you!”
And then the Higgs boson was unfortunately molested.
This one is paraphrased from twitter yesterday.
Now that we have evidence for the Higgs it doesn’t make sense to keep calling it “the god particle.”