Let there be smite!

Maybe we’re too hard on god.  The dude’s got a killer hard job.

Think you can fill his shoes?  Here’s your chance to find out.

  • Stevarious

    Year ten. Population 3.

    “Gallim has broken the 7th Commandment by committing adultery with Hepzibah” “Hepzibah has broken the 7th Commandment by committing adultery with Gallim”

    Dude just molested his 9 year old daughter, and the game wants to know if I should smite her to death for her “crime”.
    That right there is some Real Old Testament Authenticity!™

  • http://csdphumor.com Steven Olsen

    Definitely makes me more sympathetic on the whole “wipe out humanity with a flood” thing.

  • Chris Looye

    I just hate it when someone gets forgiven just because it pops up in front of someone else’s smite. THERE WILL BE NO FORGIVENESS! You all know the rules.

  • RealityBasedSteve

    All sins on the left side of the screen get smitten, all sins on the right side of the screen are forgiven. After all, I am both a fair and just god, as well as a jealous and angry god. It all depends on if you’re predestined to have your message come up left or right.

    In other words…”Call it, Friendo”

    RBS


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