I haz website

A few days ago the interns at the SSA, Ellen Lundren and Dave Muscato, surprised me with this page.

It links to a real website.  I don’t really know what to say.  I’ve got the blog and everything, but at least the web site gives me a space to store my speaking schedule.  It also gives me a static place to put important stuff (like the book if I ever finish it).

Any ideas with what I should do with this site?  Can I put a disco ball at the top and have it play a midi file that you can’t turn off?

  • http://www.atheist-faq.com Jasper of Maine (I feel safe and welcome at FTB)

    I love the 1990′s theme to it

  • Howard

    “Can I put a disco ball at the top and have it play a midi file that you can’t turn off?”

    I vote for the Wily’s Castle theme from Megaman 2.

    Oh, and don’t forget to add some Snoop Dogs and dancing babies.

  • McNihil

    I didn’t dare.

  • http://onth3outsidecorner.wordpress.com/ otocump

    My eyes…they bleed!

    I think this is the most painful geocities-esc webpage I have the honer of bookmarking. Do they give medals for such things? They should.

    • http://onth3outsidecorner.wordpress.com/ otocump

      Well…the ‘real’ link looks a bit better. *phew*

  • OverlappingMagisteria

    A lot of people seem to think the page looks ugly, but they clearly didn’t see the note on the bottom: Best viewed with Netscape. It actually looks really good with Netscape Navigator.

  • Maude LL

    Awesome how they misspelled your name

    • J*

      I like to think if he and Michaelyn ever get married they’ll both change their names to Eberhart.

      • Michaelyn

        I approve this message.

  • Nick Johnson

    It’s missing a scrolling marquee

  • http://anthrozine.com Cubist

    Possible candidates for Stuff To Put In JT’s Website…

    • Stuff you can’t post anywhere else on account of responsibilities to other people
    • The Big Page Of Links To Atheist Resources
    • Downloadable graphics (web badges, etc) people can use to let their Atheist flag fly on the net
    • Library of “what do to about [insert specific example of illegal anti-atheist douchebaggery]” protocols
    • Online library of classic atheist literature (see also: Ingersoll, Russell, etc)
    • Downloadable templates for meme-creation. This should prolly include the font files which are used in those templates
    • Downloadable templates for pro-atheism flyers, posters, pamphlets, etc
    • How-to guides for stuff like “so you’ve decided to start a freethinkers’ club at your school/college”

    No doubt, others will be able to improve on this list, which is just what I came up with off the top of my head.

  • Rebecca Hensler

    It’s a flaming logo!

  • skepchris

    What? No pointer trails?

  • John Horstman

    Aaaahhhhh!!! The Internet of 1997 has come back to kill us all!

  • http://www.dellion.net Allison

    You’ll be speaking at Rose Hulman in Terre Haute??!! I AM SO there!