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Mystery pile #1: First meal

A couple days ago Cambridge produced the first mystery pile meal.  She used all the crossed out ingredients…

  • A baguette
  • Applewood bacon
  • Basil
  • Dill
  • Chicken breast
  • Eggs
  • Swiss cheese
  • Lemons
  • High class $7 bottle of wine with the twisty cap
  • Shrimp

…to make a lemon, butter, and dill salmon with a lemon basil ice cream.  Holy shit, they were amazing.

She now has to make a meal with the remainder of the mystery pile: baguette, bacon, chicken breast, shrimp, and swiss cheese.  My expert culinary opinion?  Toss all of them into a bowl, heat, stir.  Done.

What would you have made?  You’re not limited to the mystery pile items, but you get bonus points if you use them all in one meal.

What should I purchase for the next mystery pile?  I will get five things based on the comments here:

First two suggestions get purchased automatically assuming 1) I can find them and 2) they’re with in reason, so nothing that costs hundreds of dollars and no recommending human heart or anything.

The remaining three will be chosen by me from all remaining comments.

For real though, happy Mother's Day, mom.
PERSONAL: Happy birthday, Hitch.
What made performing special for me - bringing the unreal to life.
You guys are wonderful.
About JT Eberhard

When not defending the planet from inevitable apocalypse at the rotting hands of the undead, JT is a writer and public speaker about atheism, gay rights, and more. He spent two and a half years with the Secular Student Alliance as their first high school organizer. During that time he built the SSA’s high school program and oversaw the development of groups nationwide. JT is also the co-founder of the popular Skepticon conference and served as the events lead organizer during its first three years.


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