Spongebob Squarepants is a fabulous threat to your kids.

I always suspected.  Deep down, I always knew.

Morality police in the Ukraine are trying to get Nickelodeon cartoon SpongeBob Squarepants banned because of its perceived ‘promotion of homosexuality’.

The Ukraine’s National Expert Commission for Protecting Public Morality released the report, calling the children’s cartoon a ‘real threat to children’.

I knew that homosexuality wasn’t a choice (unless you count the choice to watch Spongebob Squarepants).  You can try to resist, but once you start sharing adventures in a pineapple under the sea, kiss your morality goodbye.

That also explains a lot about Dr. Dave…

This picture was totally not taken by his girlfriend.

There’s a lot of gay in that tub.

Also, morality police?  I smell the putrid stench of Christians confusing victimless acts that produce happiness with immorality that cannot be allowed.  If god wanted them to be happy, he wouldn’t have made Christians.

How much must it suck to live in fear of so many harmless things?  Good luck selling me on a religion that forces me to live in fear that Spongebob could land my kids in an eternity of burning.

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About JT Eberhard

When not defending the planet from inevitable apocalypse at the rotting hands of the undead, JT is a writer and public speaker about atheism, gay rights, and more. He spent two and a half years with the Secular Student Alliance as their first high school organizer. During that time he built the SSA’s high school program and oversaw the development of groups nationwide. JT is also the co-founder of the popular Skepticon conference and served as the events lead organizer during its first three years.


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