Trolling Jesus

For anti-trolling day, how about rebelling by trolling Jesus?

  • Makoto

    The church says that wine (or grape juice) becomes the blood of Jesus for us to drink.

    We can suppose that Jesus’ blood could be turned back into wine with little effort, since already had that trick down with water, and blood is mostly water anyway, and there’s got to be some blood in those holes.

    Wine is a form of alcohol, as is rum.

    M&M’s are a form of candy, as are gummy bears.

    All of which is to say – think Jesus would be able to make some Rummy Gummies ( ) using this trick?

  • busterggi

    Bet he has trouble playing fuzball too.

  • invivoMark

    It’s almost more amusing how many people on the other side of your link thought this was offensive.