We know how to party

It’s a commonly accepted fact that atheists have no morals.*  So when my friend Cambridge and I got mostly moved into our new house today, how did we celebrate?

Heroin?

Orgy?

Fuck no.  We pushed it to the limit.

* Invitation to quote-mine the hell out of me.

About JT Eberhard

When not defending the planet from inevitable apocalypse at the rotting hands of the undead, JT is a writer and public speaker about atheism, gay rights, and more. He spent two and a half years with the Secular Student Alliance as their first high school organizer. During that time he built the SSA’s high school program and oversaw the development of groups nationwide. JT is also the co-founder of the popular Skepticon conference and served as the events lead organizer during its first three years.

  • KirikaSena

    Hahah… Those are so horrible. ;P

    • http://freethoughtblogs.com/wwjtd JT Eberhard

      …ly awesome.

      • Nick Johnson

        …if you’re looking to acquire diabetes!

      • KirikaSena

        Eh, I prefer some type of fruit flavored popsicle, as the Freeze Pops taste like strange, sugary water. :) But hey, there’s wine there as well, right? Yay! ^_~

        • IslandBrewer

          Well, freezer pops are strange sugary water. what did you expect?

          • kirikasena

            I expected them to be horrible, hence my first post: “Those are so horrible.” Is that somehow confusing? ;P

          • IslandBrewer

            *clutches and caresses the freezer pops*

            “There, there my sweets. That bad bad person didn’t mean it. You’re wonderful.”

  • John Lenard

    Freezer pops, booze, and Strong Bad.

    The party food of champions.

  • Adam

    I love those!

  • John Eberhard

    Heathens.

    • Daniel Schealler

      Philistines?

  • Whelve

    Otter Pops and wine? I think you need more wine…..

  • Dantalion

    Dennis Markuze (xjustos),

    I was under the impression that the terms of your suspended sentence involved not posting anything online for 18 months.

  • robb

    quotemined:

    “It’s a commonly accepted fact that atheists have…friend…”

  • http://mrtact.com/blog Tim Keating

    I don’t see a syringe… how did you get the wine into the freezer pops?

    • kim

      Maybe those are the adult versions that already have booze in them. Although they won’t freeze very well with booze. Maybe they’re going to do flaming shots as a counterpoint to frozen things.

      • Kat in AZ

        Frozen lemonade concentrate reconstituted with a Dry white wine instead of water (3 1/2 cans of wine instead of water) them stirred and placed in a freezer overnight is a great treat to come home from work and enjoy… The wine slush is a great way to cool down, especially this week here in the Phoenix Metro area, with our week of 110F+ heatwave.

  • IslandBrewer

    If there were a god, then why isn’t there any naturally occurring blue food? Humans had to invent the blue raspberry freezer pop – the pinnacle of human achievement!

  • Zme

    Looking at your shopping, I would say that you don’t know how to party (unless the party is for 10 yr olds).

  • John Horstman

    Oh, that picture makes my teeth ache.


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