So, in order to solve a significant ‘first world problem,’ I eat popcorn and other salty snacks with a spoon. (A titanium spork, but who’s counting.) This means I don’t have to wipe my hands off between snacking, and using a game controller or keyboard.
I came across this, and realized it was the true answer to my problem. What if a machine would shoot popcorn into my mouth on command?
Seriously, check out this video, I give you, the Popinator:
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