Romney Claus visits Jon Stewart again.

Romney continues to self-destruct.  Not since George Bush has it felt so much like Christmas in September for Jon Stewart.

Seriously, how many of the poor to middle class Americans will still vote for Romney, unarguably against their own interests, because they think Romney loves Jesus more?

Answer: a lot.  Buy up stock in cheap beer, because the Americans with a clue are going to see that number on election day and we’re going to drink the country dry the next few days.

About JT Eberhard

When not defending the planet from inevitable apocalypse at the rotting hands of the undead, JT is a writer and public speaker about atheism, gay rights, and more. He spent two and a half years with the Secular Student Alliance as their first high school organizer. During that time he built the SSA’s high school program and oversaw the development of groups nationwide. JT is also the co-founder of the popular Skepticon conference and served as the events lead organizer during its first three years.

  • Hank Fox

    Can you delete comments? Whack this one as soon as you read it.
    I’m guessing “Buy up stalk” = “Buy up stock.”

    • JT Eberhard

      Write yew arr, Hank! Its fixed naow. :)

    • LeftWingFox

      One does need celery for all the Bloody Marys and Caesars to be drunk.

  • neXus

    Who do you think had the better “more elegant” reenactment of Kerry’s speech – John Stewart or Stephen Colbert? ;D

  • Rowan

    Well, his new campaign manager is Duke Phillips:

    Look for the next Q&A session for him inviting people to gaze into the hypnotic powers of his EVILLL EYYYYEEE!

  • CT

    Most of the people I know voting for Romney are voting for the white guy because he is white.