Jesus doesn’t give a damn.

What…the….?

Whether it’s a joke or not, I can only imagine two responses from believers.

1.  They’ll love it, because those believers endorse all the things encapsulated by this toy.

2.  They’ll consider it a sad derision of their savior and blame the toy-maker for mocking their religion instead of blaming all the people in the first category for creating the stereotype.

You know what would be great?  If Jesus could pop down real quick and settle the question, but apparently it’s not that important.

About JT Eberhard

When not defending the planet from inevitable apocalypse at the rotting hands of the undead, JT is a writer and public speaker about atheism, gay rights, and more. He spent two and a half years with the Secular Student Alliance as their first high school organizer. During that time he built the SSA’s high school program and oversaw the development of groups nationwide. JT is also the co-founder of the popular Skepticon conference and served as the events lead organizer during its first three years.

  • http://www.godlessteens.com/ Godless Teen

    I saw this and I was instantly reminded of this picture I took a few days back:
    http://www.godlessteens.com/2012/10/jesus-doesnt-care-about-your-message-of-love-and-peace-by-godless-teen/
    ‘Cept that that wasn’t a joke, it was actually taken in a church…

    • Art Vandelay

      Are you sure that’s Jesus?

      • http://www.godlessteens.com Godless Teen

        I’m not sure if you meant that as a joke or as a literal question :P but, to answer it either way, it sure as heck looks like Jesus. Or what Jesus is supposed to look like, anyways. I know, the picture on my site isn’t great. It’s a lot easier to see on my phone…

  • joeclark77

    No way it has real depleted uranium in it. What a rip-off!

  • Rory

    Jesus must be special ops. No way that hair and beard fly in a conventional unit.

  • TGAP Dad

    This looks like a spoof to me, although a pretty good one, and to me qualifies as a Poe as well. The main clue is that the mortar is referred to as a rocket launcher. (And I’m no military guy, but I think DU isn’t used for mortar or hand-launched rockets, probably because it’s too heavy.)

    • Joe

      Yeah, I think DU would only make sense on something going rather fast, which a mortar or rocket launcher wouldn’t be. Looking on wikipedia, it looks like pretty nasty stuff.


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