Michaelyn is a big fan of John’s, but didn’t know that he and I are friends. When that fact came to light, her eyes got huge – “You’re friends with John Corvino!?”
I introduced her and we had a lovely time. Then, when we woke up this morning, she rolled over, stared me straight in the face, and said “You’re friends with John Corvino!”
My girlfriend is in love with a gay man. I can’t blame her; John is pretty swell, but I think I have a better shot. Look for a guest post from John on WWJTD soon.
And here I am with my friend, Ashley. While completely sober, Ashley and I decided that if you put your butt on someone that you own them. So here I am, taking possession of John Corvino while Ashley distracts him.
I will give him to Michaelyn for Friendsmas.