My girlfriend is in love with a gay man.

Here’s Michaelyn and I with John Corvino.

Michaelyn is a big fan of John’s, but didn’t know that he and I are friends.  When that fact came to light, her eyes got huge – “You’re friends with John Corvino!?”

I introduced her and we had a lovely time.  Then, when we woke up this morning, she rolled over, stared me straight in the face, and said “You’re friends with John Corvino!”

My girlfriend is in love with a gay man.  I can’t blame her; John is pretty swell, but I think I have a better shot.  :P  Look for a guest post from John on WWJTD soon.  :)


And here I am with my friend, Ashley.  While completely sober, Ashley and I decided that if you put your butt on someone that you own them.  So here I am, taking possession of John Corvino while Ashley distracts him.

I will give him to Michaelyn for Friendsmas.  :)

About JT Eberhard

When not defending the planet from inevitable apocalypse at the rotting hands of the undead, JT is a writer and public speaker about atheism, gay rights, and more. He spent two and a half years with the Secular Student Alliance as their first high school organizer. During that time he built the SSA’s high school program and oversaw the development of groups nationwide. JT is also the co-founder of the popular Skepticon conference and served as the events lead organizer during its first three years.

  • Don Gwinn

    I’ve never seen a photograph of you before, so pardon me if this is something you get a lot, but . . . . . look, you can tell me.

    Are you Harry Potter?

    • http://raisinghellions.wordpress.com/ blotzphoto

      No, Richard Carrier is Harry Potter…

  • http://alephsquared.wordpress.com aleph squared

    John Corvino is the best, ’tis true.

  • otrame

    I, a thoroughly heterosexual grandmother, fell madly in love with John when he said (paraphrased) “and they say, The plumbing doesn’t fit. (with perfect timing and a perfect expression) Yes it does.” He is a gift.

  • Mark

    Michaelyn is rather nice to look at herself.

  • http://reasonableconversation.wordpress.com Kaoru Negisa

    Didn’t Michaelyn just say last week that you couldn’t gay marry Chris Kluwe? I mean, this seems a little unfair to me.


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