Mike Huckabee narrates a video that made me gag (and considering some of the porn Christina has shown me, a video that makes me gag has reached a very high bar of raunchiness).
Oh holy hell. Literally.
This November, Christians across the nation will be put to the test.
And an arduous test it will be. First, they’ll have to actually find their polling station (which is probably at a church). Then, they’ll have to wait in line. Tattered and worn from waiting in line, they’ll then have to touch a screen multiple times. The slings and arrows Christians will suffer for the cause…
But the greatest challenge will come when they vote against their economical interests in an effort to make sure their marriage is more special than the gays’.
“Unless the lord builds the house, those who build it labor in vain.” Psalm 127:1
Then the United States is fucked. God did not construct a single building in America’s history; people did. We built that. While god created the sicknesses of the world, he did not hand us the medicine. Medical advances were the product of human minds. God sends the unannounced hurricanes that smash our buildings, and which kill life-long Christians and their still-sleeping children. In response to god, we conceived of satellite radar and evacuation plans. God has no intention of rebuilding any of the people or buildings he destroyed. He has no plans to bury the dead, or to rescue the lucky ones who still live. Once again, that will be all humans, many of them non-believers.
Piss on any person saying such work is in vain. So piss on Mike Huckabee and the bible.
The right to life from conception to natural death.
So be sure you vote for Romney, the guy who wants to increase military funding by two trillion dollars, above and beyond what the Pentagon has asked for, and who wants to go to war with Iran. But don’t worry – the natural death of Iranians (and the occupants of whatever other countries with which we would go to war under a Romney presidency) will be natural in that people naturally die when they are shot or pierced with shrapnel.
The GOP platform also supports natural death by lethal injection.
But if it’s an unthinking clump of cells without a life, thoughts, friends, or even the ability to suffer its own loss? Protect it at all cost. How else could it one day die in the myriad of the wars these Christians support, like Bush’s or Romney’s?
Marriage should be reinforced, not be defined.
Oh give me a break. Redefining marriage is what Christianity has done throughout the ages.
“Although [polygamy] was lawful among the ancient fathers: whether it be lawful now also, I would not hastily pronounce.” ~ St. Augustine, The Good of Marriage
Indeed, even Martin Luther, the catalyst for the Protestant Reformation (though 53% of Protestants are unaware of that fact), wrote “I cannot forbid a person to marry several wives, for it does not contradict Scripture.” In 1650, the parliament of Nürnberg decreed that men could take up to ten wives for a brief period, and the Catholic Church adopted it. The Roman Catholic Church that put an official end to the practice of polygamy in the 12th century. The church redefined marriage.
Or what about endogamy (marrying only within a particular social group; the opposite of exogamy, which is marrying outside your particular social group)? Until 1967, Christian groups opposed exogamy in the form of marrying somebody of a different race (thus supporting endogamy). Names for these types of laws were often similar to Virginia’s oxymoronic “Racial Integrity Act,” and they were justified as defending the definition of marriage. If a black person loved a white person? Well, they can have their relationship, but why should we redefine marriage when it’s always been between two people of the same ethnicity?
The believers who made up the majority of the support for legislation like the Racial Integrity Act were quick to cite biblical passages in defense of their discriminatory definition of marriage, the most frequent of which was Phinehas and the curse of Ham. It should be noted that these laws would have prevented the marriage of Barrack Obama’s parents. Eventually, kicking and screaming, the church redefined marriage.Or what about arranged marriages? These have been prevalent throughout history thanks, in large part, to the Hebrew edicts that marriage preserve property rights, as well as the tradition of marriage to tackle primarily financial issues. Often these marriages were conducted by proxy, in which somebody stood in for the groom. It is this tradition of marriage as a financial matter that gave us the idea of a dowry. Eventually, the church redefined marriage.
The list of sundry changes to the idea of marriage could quite literally go on forever. The fact that the church has a habit of changing the definition of marriage whenever it suited them or when it had to change in order to avoid looking like a cabal of eagerly discriminatory asshats (even though that was precisely what it was and, in the hands of the people making this video, what the church still is) only shows their hypocrisy when they say that the definition of marriage shouldn’t be changed now. Even if they had never once changed that definition, it should still be changed. When you care less about discriminating that you do about keeping an outdated definition, you have seriously mismanaged your moral priorities. Also you’re a shitty person.
And what’s more, who says it’s the Christian’s word to define? Lots of different cultures and lots of different religions have completely different ideas of marriage, and those religions and cultures exist in this country, which cannot prefer one religion over another. Why is it the Christian definition that should get enshrined in our laws?
And who says Christians have to redefine marriage in the church? It’s not like the government will ever force a church to perform a wedding ceremony it doesn’t wish to perform. Churches can be as bigoted as they want (that they pursue that right should tell you something about their faith). Why should the Christian traditions be imposed on everybody else via the government?
The video says that some issues require hard work. I’m sure going through the elementary process of basic thinking about issues like gay marriage is hard work when you’re not used to it. Jesus Fictional Christ.
It is an egregious violation of our cherished principle of religious liberty for the government to force the church to buy the kind of insurance that leads to the taking of innocent human life.
It’s a clump of cells, not a human life. And your religious beliefs don’t trump the religious beliefs of the people you employ, who may not have a religious hangup with not having babies. Leave it to the followers of the guy who presumably healed the sick to want an exemption from providing healthcare because of their faith.
This is Mike Huckabee, and I invite you to join me on November 6th to vote on values that will stand the test of fire.
Oh, I love the fire motif of “Your vote will be recorded in eternity”, “Will you vote the values that will stand the test of fire?” It’s a none-too-subtle continuation of the church’s message throughout history: do what we say or burn. To any Christians reading this blog, how can you live like that? How can you have that threat forever over your head, how can you fear hell, and still think that god loves you? If god wanted to save you from it, he would without condition. The salvation of god is like someone approaching a person hanging over the edge of a cliff, about to fall to their death, and saying “I’ll help you up if you vote for Mitt Romney and hate gay people.”
A good person just saves others because they care.
To you Christians, rejoice! There is no hell. There is only this one life and the heavens or hells we create for each other. Your moral guide should be your compassion, not the fear of a god who cannot be bothered to deliver his threats in person. You don’t fear god, you fear other human beings who have convinced you they speak for him. If god exists, he could (and should) do better.
The last piece of text is “valuevotersusa.com.” I hate to disappoint them, but all voters have values. For the atheist we value reason, equality, and use the metric of how much happiness is created and how much suffering is averted when making our moral choices. Discrimination, extortion (the implied threats of hell in the video), faith (which is indistinguishable from gullibility, and which absolves voters of actually learning about the issues upon which their voting), and dishonesty (you don’t believe people have a right to a natural death) are values, they’re just the values of wicked people.
We’re all value voters. Our values are just better than the values advanced by Christian propaganda like this.