Want to win free pizza for life?

Pizza Hut is offering free pizza for life to anybody who, at the Town Hall Presidential debate, stands up and asks “Pepperoni or sausage?”

As much as I love stuffed crust pizza, and as much as I love creative trolling, I have to give a huge demerit to Pizza Hut here.  Marketing their product is not more important than actual policy and the process of electing the next president.

Although, you could win the pizza and use it to feed the 47% who are supposedly leechers.  That’s be a good way to punish Pizza Hut and to do more for the 100% than Romney seems interested in doing.

About JT Eberhard

When not defending the planet from inevitable apocalypse at the rotting hands of the undead, JT is a writer and public speaker about atheism, gay rights, and more. He spent two and a half years with the Secular Student Alliance as their first high school organizer. During that time he built the SSA’s high school program and oversaw the development of groups nationwide. JT is also the co-founder of the popular Skepticon conference and served as the events lead organizer during its first three years.

  • https://www.facebook.com/anwilliams618 Ashley

    But JT…who’s going to pay for a bunch of the leechers’ cholesterol meds?

  • Rob

    Given that all their positions should be available online, and that they’ll waffle bigtime on any live question, I really don’t have a problem with this.

    • Nick Johnson / Remijdio

      mmm waffles!
      Was this topic about food? I’m totally hungry now. :D
      I think the debates are a good time to get to know how much a candidate can lie when they’re asked shit on the spot. I didn’t learn anything I hadn’t already heard at the debates other than Mittens switch positions YET AGAIN (Srsly Mitt, porn stars don’t even switch positions this often). So, I guess it doesn’t really bother me much. I would imagine/hope the questioners are all screened before hand and asked what question they will ask so the only possibility of this happening is if someone breaks script and then doesn’t get to ask their actual question.

  • R Johnston

    The debates are worse than completely useless. They are substance free at best. Watching the debates is an exercise in making yourself more stupid. Anyone basing a vote on what happens at the debates is someone who should never be allowed to vote. Trivializing and mocking the debates is the only worthwhile thing that can be done with them.

    The real problem with this scenario is that they’re offering Pizza Hut “pizza.”

  • Christoph

    It would be at least one answer that has an actual concrete meaning and can be taken at face value…

    (And yeah, winning it and then putting in a mass order for a homeless shelter would be an excellent idea. If they weasel out of it, they’d damage their reputation.)