Christian commenter wants to bind me. Rawr.

Icy Cantu is a god-botter with a habit of doing nothing but posting scripture.  I don’t mind religious commenters, but they damn well better be part of the conversation.  I’m not a fan of believers turning my comment sections into their own personal billboard.  Icy was warned and then banned.

But like most of the handful of others who have received the ban hammer, he continues to comment.  Those comments get sent directly into my spam filter.  I’m so glad I had the luck to catch this comment, which I let through because it was just too lol-worthy.

JT,
I bind you in the Name of the Father, and of the Son, and of the Holy Spirit. Amen.

It didn’t work.  :)  I am more powerful than god.

  • Ken

    But you have to admit, it would have been really cool if it would have worked. That being said, I just have to give it a try as well.

    JT, I bind you in the Name of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, and all of of His Noodley Appendages. Ramen.

    Have Michaelyn let us know if it worked!

  • ReasJack

    Expelaramus….or something.

    • theAtheistAxolotl

      Petrificus Totalus.

      • Zinc Avenger (Sarcasm Tags 3.0 Compliant)

        Trollicus Maximus!

        • http://muirnin.wordpress.com David

          Tarantallegra!

          • Aegis

            Tagliatelle?

  • Surgoshan

    JT, I send you passive aggressive bondage porn in the name of the most psychopathic, uncaring dom ever imagined.

    • Loqi

      Passive aggressive bondage porn? That sounds like the most boring thing ever.

      • Stevarious

        It’s where the guy strips naked, ties himself up and waits for his wife to get home. The video is just him, waiting in silence. 20 minutes in, the AC kicks on, much to his embarrassment. After 40 minutes he suddenly shouts, “Dammit, I forgot, she’s on a business trip!” Roll credits.

        • B-Lar

          THIS!

          In the directors cut there was 5 minutes of him whistling to pass the time.

      • http://muirnin.wordpress.com David

        LOL! That would be hella popular in the Midwest!

  • Zinc Avenger (Sarcasm Tags 3.0 Compliant)

    Besides which, don’t Christian magic spells have to be spoken out loud? I don’t think their God checks random blog comments for any prayers he’s missed.

  • cag

    I am more powerful than god.

    Don’t allow this to inflate your ego, even an amoeba is more powerful than god. And don’t get me started on viruses. Damn things are bringing me down.

  • Drakk

    It’s like they think they’re those priest people in Age of Empires that can convert you by literally waving their arms and going “Wololo”.

    But they’re not, so they can’t.

    • baal

      Ty I followed that youtube link and was wtf. Religious behavour is so much nuttery when you don’t know what their on about.

  • LeftWingFox

    *furious wanking*

    THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS ME! THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS ME!

  • Randomfactor

    Bet this guy fantasizes as Mitt Romney apparently did about being a Binder of women.

    (Actually, I’ve seen the whole “binding” thing explained as more like binding a sprained ankle–a bandaid for the booboo.)


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