Jesus was a shitty carpenter

DrB-

 

The entire story is basically this 5 point plan:

 

1. David Jimenez prays to a specific crucifix on a church that his wife gets healed of cancer

2. Wife, with every benefit of modern medical science, is cured of cancer.

3. Guy declares his prayers worked, and wants to clean the crucifix

4. Six hundred pound crucifix falls on guy as he’s cleaning.

5. Leg is broken, and has to be amputated.

Luckily, almighty god is there to take care of that amputated leg and medical bills, right? Just like he totally was there before with curing cancer?

 

Jimenez, who believes in the power of prayer, is now praying for a judgment, not from a higher authority, but from a civil court.

“Not going anywhere for a while?”

Nah, apparently prayer isn’t good enough this time around. Lawsuits: 1 / God: 0

 http://newyork.cbslocal.com/2012/10/26/deeply-religious-newburgh-man-crushed-by-falling-crucifix-loses-leg/?hpt=us_bn7

 


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