I’m chilling around Christina’s house while she’s at work, but she forwarded me this. She’s on the mailing list for the American Family Association, presumably because she enjoys pain.
This is what they sent her:
From: American Family Association <email@example.com>
Date: Fri, Nov 2, 2012 at 12:05 AM
Subject: Ladies will love this gift!
Because the kitchen is where ladies belong. Her husband is probably out doing something manly like giving a sermon, or making more money. Unless her hubby is Dinesh D’Souza, in which case he’s nailing a woman who is married to someone else or preaching about the sinfulness of infidelity. Probably not both at the same time though.