Ok, maybe you read my post about angry atheists being happy around the holidays. But what about Dr. Dave, the resident cynic and misanthrope here at WWJTD? Surely he finds a way to be a grumpy grinch come the holidays.
Well, he just changed his facebook profile to this.
Commenter #1: The child looks to be kidnapping him instead…
Dr David Burger: I was barely able to hold on, I feared for my life.
Commenter #2: But Burger looks very happy about it. Perhaps we’ve got a very sudden case of Stockholm Syndrome?
Dr David Burger: When your kidnapper wears a penguin hat, Stockholm syndrome is nearly automatic.