Sour grapes dipped in delusion.

Remember that banner in Cranston, Rhode Island that admonished students to lose with dignity?  Despite harping repeatedly on how wholesome that message was, it seems many conservatives should have given the portion about losing with grace a keener eye.  They have not handled losing at the polls last month particularly well.  In fact, here is a dramatic interpretation of how the GOP has conducted itself post-election:

Who is to blame for their sorrow?  A public policy survey has revealed that 49% of Republicans feel that the activist group ACORN stole the 2012 election for Obama (down from 52% who though they stole the 2008 election):

49% of GOP voters nationally say they think that ACORN stole the election for President Obama. We found that 52% of Republicans thought that ACORN stole the 2008 election for Obama, so this is a modest decline, but perhaps smaller than might have been expected given that ACORN doesn’t exist anymore.

There’s only a teensy problem with this position: ACORN has not existed since 2010.  This is like wigging out that Gary Coleman has stolen your car keys rather than just admitting that you lost them.  Perhaps they had faith that ACORN stole the election…

Congrats to the 3% of Republicans who decided to find a more realistic scapegoat.  You could do yourselves a real favor and leave the party that welcomes ignorance.

  • John Eberhard

    Maybe only 45% will blame ACORN when they lose in 2016.

  • iknklast

    How can you say ACORN doesn’t exist anymore? Were you there?

  • RuQu

    If you truly believe in something, it doesn’t need to actually exist to act. God works in mysterious ways. Apparently, ACORN does too.

    • pjmaertz

      According to the Gospel of Conservatism:

      Communists in charge of the Democratic party “Where could we get enough votes to elect our unholy leader, Obama?”

      “How many votes do you have?” ACORN asked

      “Seven,” they replied, “and a few absentee ballots.”

      “ACORN told the Communists to sit down on the ground. Then it took the seven votes, and when it had given thanks, it copied them and gave them to the Communists. They all voted multiple times and were satisfied. Afterward the disciples picked up seven basketfuls of illegally cast ballots that were left over. The number of votes registered was four thousand, besides the single women and minorities. After ACORN had sent the votes to election judges, it went to the lamestream media to promote the bodily autonomy of women and the right to live of homosexuals.

  • baal

    Well, being stuck on blaming ACORN is a step forward. Now they can stop blaming the communists for everything?

    • Zinc Avenger (Sarcasm Tags 3.0 Compliant)

      THE C IN ACORN stabnd for COMUNIST!


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