The other day I was chatting with my dad when some movement on the deck caught my eye. It was two turkeys at the bird feeder (you know, for tiny birds) enjoying a Friendsmas feast.
I took up my phone and sneaked around to a window in the kitchen to try and get a better picture.
What he’s doing in this shot is pooping on the deck right before flying off. Ungrateful fucking fowl.
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