Turkey invasion.

The other day I was chatting with my dad when some movement on the deck caught my eye.  It was two turkeys at the bird feeder (you know, for tiny birds) enjoying a Friendsmas feast.

I took up my phone and sneaked around to a window in the kitchen to try and get a better picture.

What he’s doing in this shot is pooping on the deck right before flying off.  Ungrateful fucking fowl.

About JT Eberhard

When not defending the planet from inevitable apocalypse at the rotting hands of the undead, JT is a writer and public speaker about atheism, gay rights, and more. He spent two and a half years with the Secular Student Alliance as their first high school organizer. During that time he built the SSA’s high school program and oversaw the development of groups nationwide. JT is also the co-founder of the popular Skepticon conference and served as the events lead organizer during its first three years.

  • Zugswang

    I guess it thinks it’s safe now that the only major American holiday left in 2012 is New Year’s Eve.

  • John Horstman

    Doesn’t your family have guns? Guns with bird-shot? Dinner?


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