Alex Jones: they’re not just coming for your guns, but also your children’s heterosexuality.

Alex Jones is onto “them”.  You see, the nebulous “they” (*cough* the government) are putting chemicals into the foods you buy to turn your children gay.

This is exactly the kind of rational person that needs a full arsenal.

Life is short, so anybody who values happiness (read: everybody) needs to figure out how to get the most of it into life as we can.  Seeing invisible threats everywhere you go really impacts that, and it makes it possible to lose the real threats to humanity/decency to get lost behind the fantasies of a paranoid mind.  It must absolutely suck to live that way.

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