More love for Dave Silverman.

Dave Silverman’s voicemail is just a big pile of epic.  While it takes work and intellect to learn about how the universe works, his voicemails are sterling examples of how any dumbass can have faith.

Yeah, I’ll remember this phone call.  I’ll remember it every time a Christian tells me that their religion makes people better.

Way to go, Christian warrior.  Way to stand up for love, equality, and intellect.  Saying Christianity makes people more moral is like saying that prayer makes people less sick.  Take the human element out of the equation and faith just tells people there’s scarcely any amount of ignorance or hatred that isn’t instantly forgiven because a person believes the proper absurd story.  This is a recipe for empowering any idea, no matter how ridiculous, not for morality.

Next they’ll be telling us that Christianity makes grown men and women more witty.

It’s like Master Shake got a human body in the real world.  The phenomenal ineptitude is even funnier when juxtaposed against a guy who all-but-certainly thinks he’s making a terrific point.

You know, if I didn’t know any better, I’d say that far from making this guy better, his confidence that god approves of his every thought and action has allowed him to make this call and think that he’s standing up for something.

Kinda reminds me of this Lucifer, only not funny.

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