Rick Joyner has trustworthy revelations.

Rick Joyner, self-proclaimed prophet, has a dark message for America: the government is not going to implement sensible gun regulations, as has been proposed by, well, almost everybody.  No, the government is going to take away all the guns which, according to Joyner, will lead to a “second American revolution”.  Joyner is kind of like the Mini-me to Alex Jones’ Dr. Evil.

How does Joyner know this?  By looking at proposed legislation?  By leaked documents from the government?  Why no, silly!  He knows it through “trustworthy revelations”.

From the Harold Camping school of making your case: if you don’t have any real evidence, go with trustworthy revelations.  Also, be sure to tell everybody how trustworthy they are, lest they confuse them with all the revelations of your past and from other self-appointed prophets which turned out to be unrepentant piles of bullshit, rather than prophecies.

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