How do you know he wasn’t Jesus?

This has been floating around the web.  It’s the story of a hitchhiker who saved some people from a man claiming to be Jesus.

The dude, identified only as “Kai,” said a driver who had given him a ride near Fresno began claiming to be Jesus—generally a good time to ask your driver to pull over—and then suddenly rammed into a utility worker standing next to his truck. The driver then got out and started trying to move the injured worker, and became furious when bystanders tried to stop him. “He just kept saying he’s Jesus Christ and he’s going to save all of us,” said one woman who intervened, “but we have to get [African-Americans] off the earth.”

If the attempted vehicular manslaughter hadn’t already proven this wasn’t Jesus, his selective approach to salvation would have pretty much clinched it.

I can’t wait til Schmoyoho gets a hold of this.

So attempted manslaughter proved this guy wasn’t god?  Yeah, because god doesn’t do manslaughter – he does genocide.

How does a Christian read this?  “Who would believe that Jesus would crash a car into someone?  That’s impossible!  Jesus rose from the dead.”

Or “Jesus doesn’t just run his car into black people.  This guy couldn’t possibly have been hearing god’s real voice.  That’s reserved for more sane things like telling Abraham and Jephthah to murder their children.”

If it’s not the proper brand of lunacy, it’s not True Christianity.

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When not defending the planet from inevitable apocalypse at the rotting hands of the undead, JT is a writer and public speaker about atheism, gay rights, and more. He spent two and a half years with the Secular Student Alliance as their first high school organizer. During that time he built the SSA’s high school program and oversaw the development of groups nationwide. JT is also the co-founder of the popular Skepticon conference and served as the events lead organizer during its first three years.