Ask an Atheist Day is today! I’m an atheist. Ask me stuff.

Today’s national Ask an Atheist Day.  I’ll keep tabs on the comments all day and all questions will receive an answer.

So go nuts.

  • Glodson

    What’s for breakfast?

    • http://www.patheos.com/blogs/wwjtd JT Eberhard

      Crispy Hexagons. It’s the cheap version of Crispix. My sweetie made me a bowl while I was reading the news.

  • iknklast

    How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb?

    • http://www.patheos.com/blogs/wwjtd JT Eberhard

      Depends on the type of atheist. For most, it’s 50: 1 to screw in the light bulb and 49 to say “I could do that better.”

      If it’s a Chris Stedman interfaith-type atheist it only take 1. They just hold the bulb up while the world revolves around them.

  • Rhubarb The Bear

    Do you have any lingering superstitions?

    • http://www.patheos.com/blogs/wwjtd JT Eberhard

      One. I used to be a basketball player and, when practicing, I could never leave on a missed shot. I still do that even to this day.

  • Art Vandelay

    Why do you hate the Baby Jesus?

    • http://www.patheos.com/blogs/wwjtd JT Eberhard

      Constant crying and won’t use his omnipotence to change his own fucking diapers.

      Also, relies on me to set his followers straight when he should be doing it. Lazy little shit.

  • IslandBrewer

    Rats, Cats, Sacks, Wives – how many were going to St. Ives?

    • http://www.patheos.com/blogs/wwjtd JT Eberhard

      42

      • LolaLouboutin

        One.

  • Katie

    When are you coming back to sing opera? How do you have a soul? :p

    • http://www.patheos.com/blogs/wwjtd JT Eberhard

      Opera can be sung anywhere. I prefer to sing mine in the shower.

      I don’t have a soul and can’t even make a joke about it. *grinch*

  • GCT

    What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

    • http://www.patheos.com/blogs/wwjtd JT Eberhard

      Blue.

      NO YELLLOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooowwww…..

  • GCT

    What’s the best way to eat a baby?

    • http://www.patheos.com/blogs/wwjtd JT Eberhard

      Drenched in the blood of your enemies.

      • Stogoe

        That’s an ambiguous answer. Is the eater the one who is drenched in enemy blood, or is the blood a kind of red-sauce ladled over the baby?

        • http://boldquestions.wordpress.com Ubi Dubium

          Yes.

          • Nate Frein

            “If it doesn’t get all over the place, it doesn’t belong in your face”

  • http://SoundsPainful.com Eric Cherry

    How many Imams exist who would benefit from something like The Clergy Project?

    • http://www.patheos.com/blogs/wwjtd JT Eberhard

      A lot.

    • David Hart

      Surely the Clergy Project is just as open to ex-Muslim as to ex-Christian clergy already? Maybe they just need to have a specialist on board specifically for the ex-Muslims, and put a few adverts around.

      • Nate Frein

        I think that would be the best approach. Why reinvent the wheel?

  • Pulse

    Given our genetic predispositions, is a world free from religion/supernatural thinking even possible?

    • http://www.patheos.com/blogs/wwjtd JT Eberhard

      No clue. But I’m an optimist.

  • cafeeine

    Who would win in a tickle fight, JT or Cs Lewis?

    • http://www.patheos.com/blogs/wwjtd JT Eberhard

      I would. I never laugh.

    • baal

      CS Lewis – because he’s dead. The dead don’t laugh.

  • http://www.thelosersleague.com The_Schwa

    Who has the bug spray?

    • http://www.patheos.com/blogs/wwjtd JT Eberhard

      Obama, and the people want it.

  • baal

    Fuck, Marry or Kill: Ken Ham, John Boehner, Jon Hamm.

    • http://www.patheos.com/blogs/wwjtd JT Eberhard

      Fucking kill and be merry.

  • Dave, ex-Kwisatz Haderach

    If you choke a Smurf, what colour will it turn?

    • http://www.patheos.com/blogs/wwjtd JT Eberhard

      Bleen.

  • Hypatia’s Daughter

    Just how many angels can dance on the head of a pin?
    Do Jesus and Satan hang together and drink beer? (Kind of sounded like that in Job.)


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