Michaelyn and I are both pretty big college basketball fans (and we’ve both been known to jump on the officials pretty severely for missing calls). Given my genetic disposition to getting into trouble (if you knew my mom and dad, you’d understand) and our passion for basketball, should Michaelyn and I ever produce a child I think there’s a pretty high probability that it will end up like this:
Incidentally, while I root for Kansas and Michaelyn roots for Arkansas, if the two schools ever play each other we plan to break up for 24 hours. Facebook and everything. There’s simply no other option.