The first honest cable company.

This made me laugh because it’s so damn true.

About JT Eberhard

When not defending the planet from inevitable apocalypse at the rotting hands of the undead, JT is a writer and public speaker about atheism, gay rights, and more. He spent two and a half years with the Secular Student Alliance as their first high school organizer. During that time he built the SSA’s high school program and oversaw the development of groups nationwide. JT is also the co-founder of the popular Skepticon conference and served as the events lead organizer during its first three years.

  • unbound

    It’s good when the truth is spoken…and even better when the truth can be made this funny!

  • otocump

    Hey! I represent that remark! I’ve worked for 2 of the 3 (eeeeh…fine 4) major telecoms in Canada.

    Um…yah. As local teleco here, about 90% true. The only thing I’d say was untrue was the ‘uptime’ comment. I know it’s certainly a problem in the US, but in Canada at least we’re able to keep our customers online for the majority of the time. At good speeds too. Something about only having 1/10th the customer base might have something to do with that though. So maybe that’s not something to be proud of.

    I guess what I can say is…yup…legal oligarchy. It provides me food and shelter. I’m a corporate tool and perfectly happy to let them pay me in order to peruse my enjoyment outside work.


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