Why groups should never invite me to speak.

This took place upon my arrival in Northwest Arkansas yesterday.

Camille: “Hey jt, this is Camille. I’ll be waiting near the baggage claim!”
Me: “Hey Camille, this is JT. I already have my bag and am somewhere in this airport. I’ll tell you if you’re getting hotter or colder.”
Me: “Colder.”
Camille: “You suck”
Me: “Warmer.”

Honestly, I’m not sure how I still have a career.  I’m not sure why anybody puts up with me.

Frankly, I wonder the same thing about why I still have a fiancee…


  • Andrew B.

    Bears in the airport! Run!

    • Charlie Kilian

      That was *exactly* what I was going to say.

  • http://smingleigh.wordpress.com Zinc Avenger (Sarcasm Tags 3.0 Compliant)

    Wait, I thought atheistm was seerius bidness?

  • Bev

    I believe you still have a career because you can relied upon to be brutally honest and you have a sense of humor. An honest person that who can laugh at themselves would be an asset to any business. Not everyone wants to work with sheep.

    • Artor

      But if you can’t laugh at yourself, you can always laugh at someone else!

  • Glodson

    She didn’t say near. She said bear.

    Why can’t you report the facts!?!

  • Robert B.

    Dude, don’t taunt Waiting Bear! She is both patient and vengeful! Also, she is apparently a baggage claim.

  • Camille

    didn’t notice the typo. I swear I was just standing around the airport for like 5 minutes while JT just enjoyed my confusion. WE’RE NEVER INVITING YOU BACK.

    • Silent Service

      Yeah you are. Admit it.

    • John Horstman

      Thanks for being a good sport so we could all enjoy this anecdote. :-)

  • Camille

    also, what kind of weird-ass font is that?!

    • Reginald Selkirk

      It’s too much to bear, isn’t it?

      • Drew

        She’d probably prefer Times New Roman Ursa-mething more mainstream.

  • http://NA Lisa

    Camille, don’t hate the font.

    At least it isn’t Comic Sans! Teehee!


  • Azkyroth

    I don’t get it.

  • Anonymous

    Waiting bears don’t wait forever. They eventually get hungry.