Why groups should never invite me to speak.

This took place upon my arrival in Northwest Arkansas yesterday.

Camille: “Hey jt, this is Camille. I’ll be waiting near the baggage claim!”
Me: “Hey Camille, this is JT. I already have my bag and am somewhere in this airport. I’ll tell you if you’re getting hotter or colder.”
Me: “Colder.”
Camille: “You suck”
Me: “Warmer.”

Honestly, I’m not sure how I still have a career.  I’m not sure why anybody puts up with me.

Frankly, I wonder the same thing about why I still have a fiancee…

 

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About JT Eberhard

When not defending the planet from inevitable apocalypse at the rotting hands of the undead, JT is a writer and public speaker about atheism, gay rights, and more. He spent two and a half years with the Secular Student Alliance as their first high school organizer. During that time he built the SSA’s high school program and oversaw the development of groups nationwide. JT is also the co-founder of the popular Skepticon conference and served as the events lead organizer during its first three years.


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