Why groups should never invite me to speak.

This took place upon my arrival in Northwest Arkansas yesterday.

Camille: “Hey jt, this is Camille. I’ll be waiting near the baggage claim!”
Me: “Hey Camille, this is JT. I already have my bag and am somewhere in this airport. I’ll tell you if you’re getting hotter or colder.”
Me: “Colder.”
Camille: “You suck”
Me: “Warmer.”

Honestly, I’m not sure how I still have a career.  I’m not sure why anybody puts up with me.

Frankly, I wonder the same thing about why I still have a fiancee…

 

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