Alex Jones: atheists worship satan.

Take a moment to let Alex Jones share the fruits of his research with you.

  • BobaFuct

    Wait, I’m the unhappy one because I’m an atheist? I find it hard to believe that anyone that paranoid could be anything but miserable every second of the day. “Hey kids, you see all those people smiling and laughing….that’s what worshiping Lucifer will do to you.”

  • Robert Fuller

    Isn’t a decent amount of his audience atheist? If so, bold approach.

  • http://twitter.com/TechnoSpice Lucinda Poe

    HOW DOZ I WURDZ D=

  • Aliasalpha

    The only difference i can see between this guy and the epsilon program from GTA is that EP KNOWS its a joke

    Kifflom brothers and sisters…

  • islandbrewer

    Well, of course questioning religions leads to Satanism!

    See:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=40uyvImgsQ0

    • islandbrewer

      Crap! Does Disqus automatically embed the video in the comment? I just wanted to link it, I’m sorry!

  • Matthew Ostergren

    I wish someone had informed me earlier that I was a Satan worshiping, Satan worshiper. I had no idea, but it all makes sense now.

  • busterggi

    Does he identify these occult groups anywhere? I’d like to know if its the Thule Society, the Nine Unknown or the faculty at Hogwarts that I’m secretly working for.

    • invivoMark

      I’m a member of the inebriati!

  • Baby_Raptor

    The Idiot Factor is high in this one.

  • Glodson

    I suppose Alex Jones is attempting to be wrong about everything.

    • Loqi

      He really makes it seem effortless.

  • http://www.facebook.com/andrew.kohler.338 Andrew Kohler

    “Luciferian” sounds an awful lot like “Pastafarian”….

    Here’s a conspiracy theory (since Alex is so fond of them): Alex Jones is a performance artist hired by Glenn Beck to make the latter seem reasonable by comparison. Seriously, though–I am in awe (but not in a good way) of someone who can significantly out-crazy Glenn Beck.

  • beebdeed

    Am I wrong in thinking that this moron is saying that because I’m an atheist and I don’t believe in god therefore I must believe in satan……

    What a twat – that’s like saying that because I don’t believe in father christmas I must believe in the tooth fairy…….

    I don’t believe in any of your mythical bollox…….

  • baal

    The higher level atheists are all occultists who worship lucifer? How many Atheoexp do I get for blog comments and when is my next ding?

    Also, the recent comments seem to be rezzing necros.


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