Delaware is DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMED!

Well, maybe not “doomed” per se.  God once flooded the world and sent plagues and fires to punish sinners, but now those things have been replaced by the nattering of put out Christians who think it’s their right to dictate who other adults should love.  Yes, Delaware is going to let gay people get married.

Mikki Snyder-Hall married her partner, Claire, in California in 2008, and moved two years ago to Rehoboth, a gay-friendly Delaware beach town.

Now they’re looking forward to July 1, when Delaware officially becomes the 11th state in the nation to allow same-sex marriage after Gov. Jack Markell signed a gay marriage bill into law Tuesday.

“As of July, we are considered married,” said Snyder-Hall said. The couple said that while they don’t intend to have another wedding ceremony, they may have another reception to celebrate their new legal status in Delaware.

Markell, a Democrat, signed the measure into law just minutes after its passage by the state Senate on Tuesday.

“I do not intend to make any of you wait one moment longer,” a smiling Markell told about 200 jubilant supporters who erupted in cheers and applause following the 12-9 Senate vote barely half an hour earlier.

There won’t be vengeance from above, there won’t be more natural disasters.  The gnashing of Christian teeth aside, it’ll be a complete non-event (that will mean the world to gay people in monogamous lifelong relationships).

But beware, Delaware, for you are about to receive the full brunt of Christian whining!  You brought this upon yourself!

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