Here’s a petition asking the federal government to ban creationism in public schools! It’s redundant because the courts have already made that call, but it’d still be nice to see. So would unicorns pouring me a beer made out of rainbows. Both have about the same chance of happening, but it never hurts to ask.
Since Darwin’s groundbreaking theory of Evolution by Natural Selection, scientists all around the world have found monumental amounts of evidence in favor of the theory, now treated as scientific fact by 99.9% of all scientists.
However, even after 150 years after the establishment of evolution, some schools across the US are “teaching the controversy,” including Creationism and Intelligent Design. Both of these so-called “theories” have no basis in scientific fact, and have absolutely zero evidence pointing towards these conjectures. These types of loopholes in our education are partially to blame for our dangerously low student performances in math and science.
Therefore, we petition the Obama Adminstration to ban the teachings of these conjectures that contradict Evolution.
If anybody does the unicorns and rainbow beer petition, let me know. I’ll blog that one too.