Fight racism; vote Republican.

A friend sent me this:

Presumably they were all out of the “Fight pain, headbutt the sidewalk” bumper stickers.

Here’s what gets me: the owner of this truck didn’t make that bumper sticker.  Someone mass-produced that bumper sticker, assuming there would be a market for it, and this guy purchased it not realizing the hilarity of the message.  I know it’s probably not the case, but I hope whoever made that bumper sticker is sitting in his office laughing his troll ass off and then trolololing all the way to the bank with the truck owner’s money.

  • Zinc Avenger

    At least you won’t be surprised when the vehicle continuously veers to the right.

  • Rob

    It’s not just the existence of the sticker. The juxtaposition of the two is just pure gold.

    • Adam Patrick

      That’s what I immediately thought.

  • invivoMark

    Maybe the sticker on the right is from 1860?

    … and the left one is from 1790?

    • mcrotk

      Well done.

  • Zugswang

    I guess it works along the same principle as putting out fires with kerosene.

  • http://www.dougberger.net Doug B.

    Of course because it is racism when white privilege is challenged…. /snark

  • baal

    Counter factual second narrative reinforcement. Even the minds behind faux news know that with out constant shoring up, their alternative reality will crumble (costing republicans $$, social support and votes).

  • Ryan Hite

    …. I see two oxymorons on the back of a car belonging to a moron.

    • Artor

      When you combine two oxymorons to make one moron, does that reaction give off oxygen? Maybe it helps his truck run better.

      • Ryan Hite

        That explains why republicans are for big oil! Lol

      • Len

        The heat generated by the reaction means it’s hot air.

  • Rynosaurus

    So, you are stereo-typing all Republicans as racists? Which would be a form of collectivism, which is cousin to…wait for it…racism.

    • Zinc Avenger

      Saying that judging a political party based on policy and rhetoric is racism is the stupidest fucking thing I’ve heard this week. Are we not allowed to form opinions based on public information? Should we only form favorable opinions? Perhaps we should never consider supporting a political party as indicative of support for the party’s goals. Perhaps we should only look at their hair, not what they say and do.

      Also: Collectivism does not mean what you seem to think it means.

    • invivoMark

      Have you heard the shit Republicans were saying leading up to, and in the weeks following, the last presidential election?

    • Artor

      Whaaa? Stereotyping=collectivism=racism? What is your native language, and who failed so badly at teaching you English? Those words do not mean what you think they mean, at all.

  • Rhia

    Misprinted. Was supposed to be Fight 4 Racism but numlock was off.

    • Zinc Avenger

      Or perhaps:

      FIGHT, RACISM! VOTE, REPUBLICAN!

      • Lurker111

        Punctuation is our friend!

  • wombat

    They’re fighting racism! Chuck out all the people who aren’t white, put them on a boat back home, and then there’s no racism! Murica for the whites!

    • Good and Godless

      Chuck out all the people who aren’t red, put them on a boat back home and then there is no racism! Murica for the whites!

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100003194979553 Leiningen’s Ants

    If you don’t need to pick up and move things, do not by a pick-up truck. PALM! RIGHT TEMPLE SMACK!

    LOOK AT IT!! IT’S EMPTY!! THE TRUCK IS NOT DOING ITS JOB!! There should be cargo up to the brim~! I shouldn’t be able to see that red brakes-are-on cab light!

    • Good and Godless

      An immigrant pickup has taken the load.


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