A friend sent me this:
Presumably they were all out of the “Fight pain, headbutt the sidewalk” bumper stickers.
Here’s what gets me: the owner of this truck didn’t make that bumper sticker. Someone mass-produced that bumper sticker, assuming there would be a market for it, and this guy purchased it not realizing the hilarity of the message. I know it’s probably not the case, but I hope whoever made that bumper sticker is sitting in his office laughing his troll ass off and then trolololing all the way to the bank with the truck owner’s money.