“Coach” Dave Daubenmire is tired of being SODOMIZED by the left.

I normally don’t blog much on the weekends, but a couple items are making that simply impossible.  This video…I cannot comment in a way that would add to it or make it seem more ridiculous.  It truly speaks for itself.  It reminds me of a quote from Young Frankenstein: “It sounds like the nonsensical ravings of a lunatic mind.”

This man is tired, tired of being sodomized by the left, a problem that has left him…wait for it…butt hurt about everything from gays to…well, gays.

About JT Eberhard

When not defending the planet from inevitable apocalypse at the rotting hands of the undead, JT is a writer and public speaker about atheism, gay rights, and more. He spent two and a half years with the Secular Student Alliance as their first high school organizer. During that time he built the SSA’s high school program and oversaw the development of groups nationwide. JT is also the co-founder of the popular Skepticon conference and served as the events lead organizer during its first three years.

  • ibelieveindog

    Sodomized. I do not think it means what he thinks it means. Full disclosure: I could watch for only 32 seconds.

    • Quintin van Zuijlen

      I got 33. I guess that’s the point where the bullshitmeter reaches into the red.

      • Andrew Kohler

        I watched the whole thing and can assure you that 32 seconds gives you the idea. He just keeps saying the same thing, simply adding that the left have taken away men’s manhood (whatever that means).

        • Zinc Avenger

          Not allowing him to beat the living shit out of gay men for existing is an infringement of his right to beat the living shit out of gay men for existing.

        • The_Schwa

          I think it refers to the mass grave of penises that FEMA has been collecting – under the UN’s direction, of course!

    • Zinc Avenger

      Transitive verb.
      To force to endure the presence of gays without committing violence.

  • 23cal

    I think Coach needs a little butt putty.

  • Robert Hunter


  • # zbowman

    Because if you can’t tie a gay feller to your truck and drag him a mile or two, then you ain’t no man.

    Sickening hunk of walking filth that he is. Fucker makes my gorge rise.

  • GCBill

    So he’s comparing others’ distaste for his prejudice to an act of rape? I think we can add “callous” to the long list of applicable perjoratives.

  • YesDavisIsMyFirstName

    you use the word consent… I’m not sure you are using it right…

  • John H

    From the story, “sodomy” would refer specifically to forming a rape mob to rape two visiting angels. In contemporary usage, it doesn’t have anything to do with rape. Either way, this guy’s usage seems… off.

    All these people all rapists? They don’t really seem to understand consent…