Garfunkel and Oates: the Loophole.

When I came on board at Patheos I agreed to one small bit of control over my writing: no swear words in the title.  This is because the title of my post could show up in the reader of someone who subscribes to all of Patheos and some of them may not care for the occasional fuck or shit.  That’s pretty fair, in my opinion.  Sadly, it prevented me from titling this post “Fuck me in the ass ‘cuz I love Jesus.”

Anyway, enjoy this glorious piece of art:

About JT Eberhard

When not defending the planet from inevitable apocalypse at the rotting hands of the undead, JT is a writer and public speaker about atheism, gay rights, and more. He spent two and a half years with the Secular Student Alliance as their first high school organizer. During that time he built the SSA’s high school program and oversaw the development of groups nationwide. JT is also the co-founder of the popular Skepticon conference and served as the events lead organizer during its first three years.

  • pdxprogressiveX

    This makes me happy – and I am not sure why.

  • Kris

    I have been trying to post this on my FB page for weeks. I have no problem with my own potty mouth, but this has been more than I can do, given that I have friends whose kids are old enough to be my FB friends but not quite old enough for that. I need to just suck it up and do it, however, because I love this song so much. I love everything about its awesomeness.

  • Pofarmer

    “So take your cock out

    Shove it in my ass

    Fuck me until you come

    Oops! I mean let’s join our souls

    And unite our bodies

    And fly with the wings of God”

    I love the juxtapostion here, or justification, or, well, whatever it is. Cracks me up.

  • Ms Morlowe

    …Except the Bible does forbid sodomy in heterosexual couples. It’s called ‘onanism’. No, that doesn’t just refer to masturbation, it refers to a man ejaculating anywhere except a fertile vagina. Whoops! This vid is totally hilarious.

    • Rob

      Under orders from god. Onan disobeyed god in not impregnating his brothers widow.

      Got another reference for forbidding sodomy?

      • baal

        ezekiel 16 has dildo’s.

        sodom and gomoraah had some as well
        i’m short on time or I’d google them up for you

      • Ms Morlowe

        No, sorry. And even that was mostly based on crap I learnt in school. From what I know/vaguely remember, the Catholic church teaches that Onan’s sin was wasting his seed, from a Pythonesqe viewpoint.

  • Rob

    Makes me think of this oldie but goodie for some reason.

    ETA: NSFW. Well unless the OP is SFW for you.

  • islandbrewer

    I don’t know which makes that video for me – the confused looks on the two bible school kids, or Jesus rollerskating between the giant butts.

  • phantomreader42

    I thought I’d seen this posted here earlier.
    Now, where can I find the audio for this? It doesn’t seem to be on any of their albums I’ve seen.

    • baal

      FA had it up a couple of times this year. I think it was in the live version.