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Is this a thing now?

DrB- Is sending poorly written Facebook spam the new hot tech in evangelism? Do any of you get this kind of thing? Is there a more appropriate response here?   You can send me poorly written spam on twitter too! @DrDavidBurger [Read more...]

Campquest in the Midwest

DrB- First off, in my head, the title of this post rhymes. Second, do you live anywhere around here: There’s a Camp Quest July 6-10 in LaCygne, Kansas. Got kids? You should give them to a science-studded secular summer. What the heck is Camp Quest? http://www.campquest.org/locations/kansascity Registration Link: https://campquest.wufoo.com/forms/z7s2a5/ Don’t have kids, but would like [Read More...]

Pat Robertson doesn’t want you to play D&D

DrB- As best I can tell, my Magic: The Gathering habit is also a problem.   You can find me on twitter, @DrDavidBurger [Read more...]

This is why we dont let JT use technology

DrB- Maybe if you all tried praying for him? Oddly, there is no category for me to tag this post as “snarky”     You can find me on twitter, @DrDavidBurger [Read more...]

Also, Lizard people.

DrB- The last one is my favorite: “…..”Do you believe that shape-shifting reptilian people control our world by taking on human form and gaining political power to manipulate our societies, or not?” ….” Those 12,556,562 people who believe that alien lizards control politics? They vote….possibly for lizard people. http://www.publicpolicypolling.com/pdf/2011/PPP_Release_National_ConspiracyTheories_040213.pdf   You can find me on [Read More...]

Things believers say vs Things believers do, Part 2

DrB- Found on facebook:   First thing to know: Every image that has “Like and Share” just wants you to drive up their page “engagement” score. Second, think about what the message they wanted to convey here: 1. First, they setup a strawman, the anti-gun atheist. This strawman doesn’t want any guns or gods around! [Read More...]

Things believers say vs Things believers do

DrB- In the same notion as “Do True Believers™ wear seatbelts?”….what else are they up to? Consider, if you are a True Believer™ you trust fully in your God’s protection. After all, this comes up every school shooting: If only God was around to do what he promises: Psalm 23:1-4 The LORD is my shepherd; [Read More...]

Folding@Home and Team Atheism

DrB- Remember how there’s that thing you can do, that takes even less effort than prayer? We’re currently ranked 767 of 217431 teams, NICE. Top 13 contributors: 1     anamespeltwrong 2     mrrich3 3     Icaarus 4     AuntieM 5     tynk 6     JohnHorstman 7     RandolfCarter 8     herrlewin 9     Random11 10 [Read More...]

Do True Christians wear seat belts?

DrB- Millions of people who claim to be Christians drove to and home from churches yesterday. How many of them wore a seat belt while they did so? Consider, that if you are a True Christian (™) who believes in The One True God (™) , you may believe the following: 1. Heaven and Hell [Read More...]

The Catholic Church: Life at all costs, unless we have to pay for it.

DrB-   The Catholic church’s position on abortion is pretty clear. It’s a full person from conception, and must be be given birth to. They’re a stickler on this one, making it a major point of their part of any culture war. New Years day, 2006. A woman is rushed to the emergency room of [Read More...]