Molly is 95% caffeine and 5% snark. She has a BA in English from UNCW and while it has not helped her get a job, she finds that the paper quality is perfect for testing pens on. She has achieved vague success at being an adult, including making quesadillas with a flatiron and that one time she remembered to pick up her dry-cleaning. She loves dinosaurs, cheese, and her weird dog. She is really good at badly drawing unicorns. Her hobbies include running, annoying her dog and trying to convince her local Taco Bell to let her live there. She lives in the rural, bible-thumping south but has yet to find Jesus, bless her heart. You can follow her on Twitter @LookItsMolly.