About Molly

Molly is 95% caffeine and 5% snark. She has a BA in English from UNCW and while it has not helped her get a job, she finds that the paper quality is perfect for testing pens on.

She has achieved vague success at being an adult, including making quesadillas with a flatiron and that one time she remembered to pick up her dry-cleaning. She loves dinosaurs, cheese, and her weird dog. She is really good at badly drawing unicorns. Her hobbies include running, annoying her dog and trying to convince her local Taco Bell to let her live there. She lives in the rural, bible-thumping south but has yet to find Jesus, bless her heart.

You can follow her on Twitter @LookItsMolly.

Fall 2014 Unemployment Lookbook

One of my hobbies is making terrible YouTube videos. Today, I decided to create a high-fashion Fall 2014 Unemployment Lookbook. Here it is, for your entertainment: [Read more...]

God is totally pro-comb-over

Confession: Even though I have an English degree, I’ve always found interpreting literature to be full of crap. Don’t get me wrong, I love it and I’m good at it. But as long as you can make a vaguely solid argument, you can make claims that literature means pretty much anything. For example, I could [Read More...]

Put A Jesus On It!

One of the fun things you get to do when you have an English degree is move back in with your parents. For me, that meant moving back to the middle of nowhere. Everyone here is very religious and my town is mostly composed of old conservatives, since everyone under 30 tries to get out. [Read More...]


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