My first zombie article! Squeeeeeeeee!

Ok, I’m heading out the door now, but I just couldn’t wait to post this.  But the site that hired me to write zombie blogs is now live and my first post is up!  Here’s an excerpt: …if you want to survive a massive zombie disaster, you don’t want to be a hero.  Guns?  Yeah, [Read More...]

You need this.

Ok, I’m on the road today and tomorrow.  Might sneak a post in tomorrow morning, but I’ll for sure be back in the swing on Thursday. In the meantime, enjoy this picture of a teacup pig eating an ice cream cone: [Read more...]

Pat Robertson: still a winner.

Pat Robertson got asked how one should deal with pictures of same-sex couples kissing on facebook.  Somehow the answer was “wish for a ‘vomit’ button” instead of “close the fucking picture if you don’t like it”. You’ve got a couple of same-sex guys kissing, do you like that? Well that makes me want to throw [Read More...]

God’s burning orphanage and the problem of divine hiddenness.

A while back, while I was preparing for a debate, Matt Dillahunty turned me on to a youtube channel called Theoretical Bullshit.  The guy behind the channel is solid, amusing, communicates well, and has produced arguments I’ve never heard before.  You should definitely check him out. [Read more...]

Joyce Meyer encourages people to let go of reason to be closer to god.

Joyce Meyer is one of the megapastor archetypes who lives a life of opulence on account of her ministry work.  I was recently directed to an essay Meyer wrote on her website titled Set Free From Excessive Reasoning. Oh boy.  Here’s the opening: Many Christians live in the shallow area of their soul—they live by [Read More...]

Resolution with Dorothy.

Remember my dad’s exchange with Dorothy?  I’m happy to report a happy ending to that discussion.  Dorothy responded with: This has taken me a while to respond because I wanted to read and ponder what you opponents to my argument had to say. I must say that I’m very impressed with John’s knowledge and passion [Read More...]

Thanks for being patient.

Hey all!  Thanks for being patient while I’ve been down here in Arkansas.  I know content has been light to nonexistent (especially when Michaelyn was visiting).  I’m very fortunate to have a job that allows me to make the most of my all-too-precious time with my family.  The time has been wonderful as it always [Read More...]

We had a lovely Independence Day.

The family had a lovely time last night with Michaelyn and her mother.  There were some pretty serious fireworks going on all around us.  We countered with sparklers and the pièce de résistance: the Magic Mushroom. [Read more...]

Dad vs. Dorothy.

The following exchange took place on a facebook thread between dad and Dorothy, whose name has been changed for the purposes of this post.  Dorothy opened with: Oops [NAME OF OP OMITTED]. Our Constitution says nothing of freedom FROM religion, only OF. The whole idea of FROM is simply that the government should not impose [Read More...]

Tom Hoopes: Christian warrior.

So Tom Hoopes wrote an article misleadingly titled “The Top 10 Awkward Facts About the Atheist Monument”.  Both Hemant and I pointed out that his “facts” weren’t always facts, exactly, and that his reasoning even when he did point out something true was completely specious.  So Tom Hoopes took to twitter to do…what?  To say [Read More...]

Cheers to a nation I don’t yet know.

It’s Independence Day – a day when everybody gets to pay homage to the America in their mind, even though many of those Americas look nothing alike.  The America that moves me to drink copious amounts of alcohol and play with sparklers is an idea more than a piece of land.  It’s liberty and justice [Read More...]

To Arms! – Heavenly Pizza Promotes Massacre of Gay People

When it comes to picking cherries, Heavenly Pizza fills a whole pie. Heavenly Pizza posted a reference to Leviticus after the Supreme Court decisions last week. Looking it up was an exercise in excess caution. Leviticus 20:13 says exactly what we predicted it would say: If a man lies with a male as with a [Read More...]

The Neumanns convicted of homicide.

Those who have seen my talks on religion know that I repeatedly use the example of Kara Neumann to demonstrate what irrational ideas can do to the good intentions of people. Eleven-year-old Madeline Kara Neumann died of undiagnosed diabetes on Easter Sunday in March 2008 at her parents’ home in the central Wisconsin village of [Read More...]

Timothy Dolan shuffled child-raping priests to new locations.

Timothy Dolan, up until recently could’ve been called the highest ranking Catholic in the United States.  However, during his time overseeing the Milwaukee archdiocese, the now Cardinal and Archbishop of New York eventually had to have the archdiocese declare bankruptcy.  The reason?  Having to settle too many lawsuits with the victims of child rape. In [Read More...]