May 20, 2019

Bathtub Benny is passionate about three things: long bubble baths, messy meatball subs, and responsible time travel. Listen to him. His words are very important. Read more

May 16, 2019

An inconsolable Blinky nurses a now vegetable Sal. Sure, they’ve had their differences, but they’ve been through so much together. Is this how it ends? Read more

May 13, 2019

Driven by a deluded faith, Spatsby takes matters into his own hands and obeys the wishes of his hallucinations. With dire consequences. Read more

May 9, 2019

Todd is dead. An emotionally overwrought Spatsby is visited by a familiar apparition. Could it be? But what does it want? Read more

May 6, 2019

Todd is dead. For many, life will continue on as it has always done. Spatsby, however, is taking things a little hard and may be having something of a crisis. Read more

May 2, 2019

Todd is dead, and we have killed him. Sal pontificates on the potential social outcomes pertaining to the sudden absence of a perceived guiding mythical presence. Read more

April 29, 2019

Todd is dead. Dead. But what does that even mean? What is death? What even is Todd? What happens when a god kills itself? Read more

April 25, 2019

Todd Almighty has been feeling less and less relevant these days. With a decreasing number of followers, it has been difficult to keep his spirits up. Read more

April 22, 2019

When just existing becomes an inadvertent statement that threatens some other group, it’s time ignore it all and simply be. Read more

April 18, 2019

“Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry, and narrow-mindedness, and many of our people need it sorely on these accounts.” Mark Twain, The Innocents Abroad (1869) Read more

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