What could be worse then being a candidate for governor in the Georgia Creationist Party? Well if your name is Neal Horsley, it could be admitting this to Alan Colmes:
Absolutely. I was a fool. When you grow up on a farm in Georgia, your first girlfriend is a mule.”
And then admitting this to Dylan:
All I had to do was give her an ear of corn.” He laughs again. “She was a [prostitute] mule.”
“How did you reach?”“I don’t know… I stood on something. The kicker is, as soon as I was done she pissed all over me. It was embarrassing. I never told anyone that before.”
TMI, TMI! Surely it can’t get worse.
I’ve [screwed] a watermelon,” he says. And that’s just for starters. He’s had sex with just about everything it’s physically possible to have sex with, and some that isn’t. “How many times have I masturbated in my life?” he asks. Now he’s 65 and orgasm-free for two years (his wife finally divorced him — too much “drama”, she said). “The bottom line is, I never treated it as if it were not a sin.”
Big props to Jesus for helping Neal kick the habit mule.