God uses non-kosher flu to mark return of the Jew

God uses non-kosher flu to mark return of the Jew May 18, 2009

Rejoice! Swine flu deaths are a sign of Christ’s return:

For those familiar with Bible prophecy, the sea of face-masked people in Mexico City and widespread fear of a global flu pandemic brings to mind the image of the pale, or sickly, horse of the four horsemen of the apocalypse, as described by the Apostle John in the book of Revelation.

The first three horsemen of the apocalypse symbolize religious deception, war, and famine. Along with the fourth horseman, pestilence, these riders represent the end-time culmination of the most traumatic problems endured by a rebellious mankind. They picture one of the most ominous scenarios ever.

Yeah, come quickly Jesus! Get these wackos out of here.

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