The creamy center is filled with demonic nougat!

The creamy center is filled with demonic nougat! October 31, 2009

What’s the use of Halloween if you don’t have lots of scary? So, I present to you the terror that is Pat Robertson and his insane clown posse:

Yep, you heard it right. Demons just love to sneak into bags of Halloween candy while it sits all lonely in the grocery store.

Here’s a few more quotes from Demon Hunter Kimberly Daniels:

[M]ost of the candy sold during this season has been dedicated and prayed over by witches,” Daniels wrote. “I do not buy candy during the Halloween season. Curses are sent through the tricks and treats of the innocent whether they get it by going door to door or by purchasing it from the local grocery store. The demons cannot tell the difference.”

And:

Halloween is much more than a holiday filled with fun and tricks or treats,” she wrote. “It is a time for the gathering of evil that masquerades behind the fictitious characters of Dracula, werewolves, mummies and witches on brooms. The truth is that these demons that have been presented as scary cartoons actually exist. I have prayed for witches who are addicted to drinking blood and howling at the moon.”

Ah, my Halloween is complete now.

If you would like to read more, check out this article from the American’s United site.

Brother Richard

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