You can’t be a fan of those wacky televangelist programs without enjoying the lunacy of Jack Van Impe and his half plastic wife Rexella. Here is a nice compilation of just a little bit of their idiocy.
Boy, that answers a few of my questions. So fetuses will be raptured with their mothers and not left on the ground with her clothes. However, your cute little puppies and kittens will be left for the Antichrist to devour. And forget cyborgs, droids, and robots; something called “robits” are coming soon.
Don’t take a text out of context or you’ll get a pretext.”
Ain’t it the truth?