Jesus is my co-conspirator

Jesus is my co-conspirator November 11, 2009

Here’s a new legal defense for all you heathen druggies out there. Stop claiming the devil made you do it. Take a clue from this guy in Louisville, Kentucky:


Police in Kentucky said a man found with drug paraphernalia claimed he was set up by someone at the highest level of power: Jesus Christ.

Louisville police said officers performing a home check on Craig Dunn, 52, who is on home incarceration for a parole violation, discovered a tube of aluminum foil burnt on one end and a teaspoon with burns and possible drug residue, WLKY-TV, Louisville, Ky., reported Tuesday.

Police said Dunn told them Jesus was attempting to set him up and was the probable owner of the items.

Dunn is facing a drug paraphernalia charge, police said.

If you really want to solidify your defense, have your lawyer bring up work onthe doctrine of predestination and argue whether you actually have free will.

Brother Richard

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