Seizing media phone records! Using the IRS to target political enemies! Dithering while your ambassador is under attack! Times are tough in Columbia, even for our aristocrat overlords. Best part in this otherwise frightening barrage of executive malfeasance (or incompetence, your choice)? Tie between a de-mustached Axelrod conceding the entire case for conservatism, senior democrats confused about which scandal is being discussed, or the president losing Charlie Rangle, of all people.