It looks like the United States government got a little jealous of some quarters of American Christianity. In an effort to prove it can be just as silly as buttoned-down churchgoers, the Economic Development Administration went gangsta – Office Space style – on some electronic office equipment. Alas, wasting millions of dollars was not as catharsis. The agency’s Chief Information Officer – a person paid, mind you, as an executive expert in information technology – wanted to be sure malware was eradicated.