Arpaio Hearts Steven Seagal

Arpaio Hearts Steven Seagal February 2, 2011

Joe Arpaio, the fascist sheriff of Maricopa County, Arizona, conducted a sweep that resulted in 61 people being arrested on immigration and drug charges. But here’s my favorite part of the report on the raid:

Actor Steven Seagal, a member of the Illegal Immigration Enforcement posse, participated in four arrests.

I guess Shaquille O’Neal was busy. But this story is all worth it just for the mental picture of Seagal running after a suspect. There’s nothing funnier than Steven Seagal running. Except maybe Steven Seagal trying to act.

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