Greatest Worldnutdaily Headline Ever

Greatest Worldnutdaily Headline Ever August 10, 2011

Is Your Church Killing America?

That may be the greatest headline I’ve ever read, but I’d expect it to be in some atheist publication. But this is the worldnutdaily, of course, so you’ll be amused to hear why they think someone’s church might be “killing America.” It’s because they’ve got money invested in evil companies that support Democrats, that’s why.

Apple Computer is known for its open support of homosexual activism; Johnson & Johnson is a leading provider of abortifacients; and Google’s support of probably the most abortion-loving White House administration ever is well-known.

So why is a Christian church denomination using its pension fund to invest in those companies?

That’s the question raised by a Wesleyan pastor who says his church is sponsoring immorality by its choice of stocks that comprise the church’s pension fund.

The punchline to this joke is that these are undoubtedly the same people who clutch their pearls at the thought of Sharia-complaint insurance and investment policies — which require that the funds not be invested in companies that do the same things.


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  • Pierce R. Butler

    … Johnson & Johnson is a leading provider of abortifacients…

    By which WingNutDaily means, I have no doubt, contraception.

  • Drivebyposter

    By which WingNutDaily means, I have no doubt, contraception.

    My guess was they were outraged over baby shampoo for some reason that makes perfect sense to only them

  • SLC

    Mr. Farah and the morons who write for the Wingnutdaily will be hard put to find a major computer manufacturer or software developer who doesn’t provide benefits for its homosexual employees. Hewlett Packard, Microsoft, and Dell are no different then Apple in that regard.

  • Phillip IV

    Mr. Farah and the morons who write for the Wingnutdaily will be hard put to find a major computer manufacturer or software developer who doesn’t provide benefits for its homosexual employees.

    I’m pretty sure they’ll waste no effort even trying – in fact, if their readers reach the conclusion they should only invest into certfied wingnut enterprises, they’d be absolutely fine with it. Who knows, perhaps Mr. Farah will find it in his giving heart – only to alleviate the worst suffering of distraught Christian investors, of course – to even open up WorldNetDaily.com, Inc. for outside investment.

  • Tsu Dho Nimh

    @Pierce –

    http://www.jnj.com/connect/healthcare-products/prescription/ lists their products.

    Maybe it’s the Ortho division: Lippes Loop IUD, Modicon, Micronor, Ortho-Cept, and Ortho-Novum.