Hey Look, We’re Still Here!

Hey Look, We’re Still Here! October 21, 2011

25 more minutes left in Oct. 21st where I am and the world hasn’t ended. Poor Harold Camping. Can’t wait to hear what his excuse is this time.

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  • jakc

    I’m taking a break from looting, but I’ve been operating under the premise that the Rapture happened. Since I didn’t go up, it’s time to get my share. You should do the same Ed!

  • heironymous

    I’m here to report from the other side.

    Clearly we’ve entered an extra-dimensional existence.

    That being said, I’m going to bed.

    The end of the world has worn me out. 🙂

  • Infophile

    Don’t speak yet! It’s still October 21st in Central Time and west of it! The Rapture could still be coming!

    …Wait, are we supposed to be raptured based on timezones, or not? That was the one thing about this the Bible wasn’t 100% clear on.

  • flatlander100

    Camping is in California. Clearly the Rapture won’t happen until midnight, Pacific Daylight Savings Time. Still an hour and a half to go then….

  • Aliasalpha

    Post-Rapture Australia is remarkably similar to Pre-Rapture, it IS getting rather humid though, perhaps the boiling of the oceans is taking a while to get started

  • kyoseki

    I have 90 minutes and half a bottle of rum left, clearly I should get cracking.

  • zackoz

    I hate to break it to you all, but indeed here in Australia, the Rapture hasn’t happened, nor has the world ended.

    Since Australia is the most evil country in the world, it surely won’t happen anywhere.

    Just been to see “Contagion” (recommended) – that’s a much more credible scenario for the end of the world.

    The good news is – Matt Damon survives!

  • Aliasalpha

    You made a typo in your post zackoz, you wrote ‘evil’ when you meant ‘awesome’

  • dingojack

    Well it’d be, what, 1am Pacific now. No sign of rupture on the 5pm News. I’m guessing the Old Queen’s vist bumped it. 😉

    Dingo

  • Still here, but I gathered Col Gaddafi and Prince Sultan got raptured. What are the chances, eh?

  • MikeMa

    What excuse will Camping use this time? Senility?

  • Tualha

    Mystereeeeeeerious ways…

  • viva

    Absolutely nothing happened here in DK. But i suppose you could argue that since scandinavians are a bunch of godless socialist muslims, we were simply ALL left behind.

  • Well, since we now … um … know that the end of the Earth will come “very, very quietly,” it’s obvious that you have simply missed the fact that you are dead.

  • dingojack

    And where, pray tell, is Mr Camping? Don’t tell me he’s still here? How could that be?

    So Gadaffi and Sultan are holy and Camping is evil?

    Say it ain’t so.

    Dingo

  • vmanis1

    I think it’s like the end of the world the Jehovah’s Witnesses had in 1914: Jesus Christ has come back and is reigning invisibly. Either that, or Mr Camping made a mistake in his arithmetic. Perhaps he mixed up imperial, U.S., and metric units (maybe throwing in a few cubits for good measure).

  • Saturday morning in California. God in his mercy must have forgiven everybody because we’re all still here. Okay, folks, party time!

  • Tim DeLaney

    Maybe God’s time zomes extend as far as Mars–or even further.

  • pacificnorthwestpariah

    The Rapture happened. No one was invited. We suck as a species.

  • dingojack

    Tim deLaney – Those time zomes are tricksy little creatures.

    It takes a Islamofascisticcommieelitistgeniusdictator like Obama to harness ’em to power the ObamaTimeMachineandMindControlDevice to do all that evul stuf like plant that fake birth notice and start WWII and all.

    Dingo

  • One thought that has occurred: The Rapture happened, but we’re just in denial. It worked for Chuck Norris: He’s still moving even though Bruce Lee killed him in Enter The Dragon.

  • jufulu

    My prayers works. You can thank me by sending money to ….

  • The Christian Cynic

    If Camping were smart, he’d cut his losses and say that he misintepreted the “end of the world” message, which was actually a prophecy about REM breaking up. (But the chances of that happening are probably less than the chance of the Rapture actually occurring.)

  • Aquaria

    Is there a web page listing all the failed prophecies of these nitwits?

    There certainly needs to be.

  • Aquaria

    I think my all-time favorite prophecy is that of Pope Innocent III. He said that the end of the world would come in 1284, because that was 666 years after the founding of Islam.

    Nothing like a prediction born of bigotry.

  • shay

    Like Charlie Brown (or was it Linus?) I can’t believe the world is coming to an end today because it is already tomorrow in Australia.

  • bananacat

    Is there a web page listing all the failed prophecies of these nitwits?

    There certainly needs to be.

    Let me Google that for you.