The federal government may have tested its emergency alert system just in time to warn the nation about an impending terrorist attack. The evidence for that attack? A fundie nutball has had dreams about it.
I’m writing to make you aware of several warnings I’ve received recently concerning terrorist attacks against America, and to ask you to join me in praying for protection from these attacks. Within the last few months I have had several credible dreams presented to me about this, five of which have been within the last week. While warnings such as these are subjective in nature, and dreams always need careful discernment and interpretation, I feel that the dramatic and sudden increase of these warnings merits this call to prayer.
Prayer? Forget prayer, we must go to orange on the terror threat color chart! Maybe even burnt sienna!